Handyplast Update

Yes, it was still there this morning.


Nothing to say about my experience at the pool this morning, except that there were about 10 adults squeezed between lanes 4-6 that was opened for length swims. Like, I can imagine some of my male hall mates to analogize very crudely, "Wah lau, mass orgy!"


Oh, I noticed bits and pieces of what looked like tissue paper. Just a thought... would it happened to have fallen out from someone's swimming suit? Like, some bimbo was trying to stuff tissue "somewhere" to make "somewhere" looks more, erm, you know?


I couldn't help remembering, someone told me this incident - there were some performance going on in Canteen 2, and Marc and Ah Seng were checking out the girls. They were looking, looking, and then they both turned to look at each other and said, in sync, "Stuff tissue!"


Tsk tsk... Guys! Especially the hall mates, they are terribly bad for your manners.


I got a terribly short haircut today. "It's so short", my mum exclaimed rather disappointedly when I reached home. Mind you, this morning, she told me to get a shorter hairstyle so that they keep for a few weeks more, and I don't have to keep spending money on haircuts she deem expensive.


Tsk tsk, this is like when I was young, she would buy my school uniform and school shoes half a size bigger, so that I wouldn't grow out of them too fast. See, because my mother is so kampung AUNTIE, I am too!


Ok, and I'm a red-head now. I wish my hair will grow faster, I don't want to report for work on Friday looking like a young punk. An Ah Beng! (For Lians don't wear their hair short, you noticed? Only Bengs and Butches do.)


Gawd!